Awesomeness: Art/Photography, Real People Painted To Look Like Paintings
It’s been awhile since I’ve posted some awesome art or photography and this one is both and fucking amazing looking. That is not a painting of an old man, it is a photo of a dude painted to look like he’s a painting… Really fucking cool. The artist behind it is Alexa Meade.
I think I’m [...]
BUY THIS: iMaxi, strong enough for a vagina, made for an iPad
The website says this…
Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi—the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!
Protective wings??? You mean, the only iPad case to look like a fucking vagina sponge… Also, it’s a little early to be boasting “the only” when the iPad hasn’t even come out yet, but I digress… It’s [...]
Awesomeness: Photography, Star Wars invades Dubai
These are pics from a photo series by photographer Cedric Delsaux, with post work done by Pierrick Gueneugue that perfectly inserts Star Wars elements into Cedric’s awesome photos of Dubai. More pics after the jump.
Geek It Up: Nexus One, The New Google Phone
Google introduced a brand new phone today and it’s looking pretty awesome. Is it an iPhone killer? Doubt it. I’m not sure anything can really become an iPhone killer at this point becuase Apple has a very supportive community. It’s like saying a brand new super cool laptop is going to be a Macbook killer. [...]
BUY THIS: Fridge Locker, because your co-workers and roommates suck at life
It’s really not that hard to not consume other people’s delicious treats and drinks, but some people just don’t get it. I love that these fucks use the excuse, “well you can eat my stuff, too” I DON’T WANT TO EAT YOUR STUFF! YOUR STUFF SUCKS! I BUY THE STUFF THAT I BUY FROM THE [...]
Watching Someone Eat Shit Is Always A Nice Way To Start Off The Week
It’s even better when they’re trying to act cool… and when they’re a chick… and when they’re in their underwear… and when they’re just decent enough looking that with shitty compression for the web pixellating their face enough they fall under the category of “hot chick.”
Buy This: Mr. Moustache Pillow
Creepy and awesome, the Mr. Mustache Pillow comes with interchangeable mustaches and a plastic holding sleeve in the back for $60. Buy it here
This Drunk Chick Is Uber Lucky
Not only did she not get run over, but she also somehow avoided getting electrocuted. Somehow drunk people always seem to survive accidents. At least in this situation no one else got hurt, but I really wouldn’t have been surprised if for some reason she caused the entire subway to explode and she [...]
WTF: Real Life Freaking Popeye
Talk about determination. This dude is so set on kicking some arm-wrestling ass that he worked the fuck out of just one of his arms to give him a freakishly crazy advantage in the sport… either that, or he’s just making good use out of a major masturbation addiction.
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Not As Sad: Girl Not Really Crippled By Flu Shot
Sooooooooo, yeah. Remember when I wrote about this girl the first time? Well look, I am not a fucking doctor (Unless you need one of those breast exams. Then I am. I have business cards and everything. Call me. ) so you can’t blame me for finding a story that multiple [...]
BUY THIS: Dick Towel, The Greatest Towel Ever
This is awesome and yes it’s real. It’s from the guys from It’s Always Sunny In Philadelphia and you can buy it here
[kudos to mancino for the find]
Now This Is How You Sell Whatever It Is They Are Selling!
Apparently this girl is saying something about something. Someone who doesn’t like sweet asses watch this and tell me what is going on.
What’s the best time to grab a nurse’s boob? In the delivery room, of course.
A dude in Utah (pictured above) actually missed the birth of his own child because he got arrested for squeezing some nurse titty right before the baby popped out.
Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room. The 30 year old had told the nurse she [...]
Passenger Accidentally Ejects Himself Out Of Plane
Some poor dude in South Africa accidentally triggered the ejection lever in an airplane he was riding in and shot himself out of a plane.
The novice flier instantly shot through the jet’s perspex canopy and was blasted 100 metres into the sky by the rocket-powered emergency chair.
The dude survived, but something I find weird is [...]
Christopher Walken Recites Lada Gaga Lyrics
Everything Christopher Walken says is entertaining. He could be in charge of telling people they have AIDS and they’d still have a good day.
Radness: Photography – Super Heroes In War Photos
A photo series by photographer Agan Harahap. More Here
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If you’re in the OC/LA area and looking for something to do, check out this haunt…
I’ve been to Knott’s Scary Farm a few times and it’s pretty lame. It’s just not remote scary at all. The monsters in the maze just walk around and do their stupid clanker noise and I wanna punch them in the face. I guess people seem to enjoy it though because they [...]
Holy Crap, I Think They Might Need To Coin The Phrase GREATER White Shark
What the fuck is going on here??? That is a picture of a huge ass Great White Shark that has been virtually bit in half by an even huger asser shark out there in the waters of Queensland, Australia. No bueno, folks… no bueno at all.
The DailyMail story gets some scientists to weigh [...]
The Governator Is One Sneakily Awesome Bastard: Inserts F YOU Into Formal Letter
People talk allot of trash on our Governor. He can’t run the government. He can’t balance the budget. He can’t even say California.
Shut it I say! One thing this mofo can do, is put out the best veto explaination that I have ever seen… granted, it’s the only veto explanation I’ve [...]
Buy This: Indiana Jones Desktop Accessories
The Covenant Business Card Holder, The Fertility Pen/Pencil Holder, and the Holy Grail Paper Clip Holder (aka Small Rusty Dirty Cup… eff you m@ for noting my mistake… though, in my defense… you’re wrong too, so suck it) is a fucking awesome edition to anyone’s desk. Worth the purchase just to tell your co-worker [...]
Radness: Art – The New McCarthyism
Using fear to manipulate the public is never cool… by anyone. You might see these posters popping up around your streets. For links to full size poster images go here
Totally Justified
Totally justified if you ask me. This guy should have kept his unholy love of Twilight to himself. Twilight blows.
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Soooo Sad: Girl Crippled From Flu Shot
I’ve never taken a flu shot and I’m a-o-fuckin-kay with that… especially after seeing this horribly sad news clip. A Washington Redskins Cheerleader got the flu shot and about a weekish later, she became crippled. So fucked up. Our bodies are made to fight stuff naturally. Be healthy and take care [...]
Super Committed To Celebrating Halloween
In Marina Del Rey some poor 75 year old bastard thought it necessary to blast himself in the eyeball and kill himself. His body ended up slumping over in a chair on his balcony, so people just thought it was a Halloween display. FOR DAYS! Read the gory (zing!) details HERE.
In other news I [...]
