I appreciate Andy’s honesty in this clip. Not enough people are honest, however I pride myself on honesty. Like when I’m on a date… right after the girl finishes her drink I inform her that she’s been roofied. Well not right after. I’m honest. Not an idiot…
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Mar10
Andy Richter speaks bluntly with Kelly Ripa about that whole Late Night mess
Posted at 1:27 PM • Comments
Sadly, it is being reported that Corey Haim died sometime this morning. He was 38 years old. He supposedly died of the flu mixed with prescription drugs, but I’m pretty sure it’s because he found out Corey Feldman agreed to be in yet another straight-to-dvd sequel to The Lost Boys.
Mar9
WTF: Moviegoer gets stabbed with a meat thermometer for shushing woman on cell phone
Posted at 12:50 PM • Comments
Yeah the headline of this post basically says it all…
A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a woman to silence her cell phone in a movie theater, a sheriff’s department official said. Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking on her phone and the victim asked her to turn it off.
The victim was attacked by the woman’s boyfriend and another man.
What the fuck is wrong with people? And who the fuck carries around a meat thermometer??? I mean, besides me. But I don’t stab you in the throat with mine… it’s more of a present to your mouth.
[kudos to m@ for the find who insists his meat thermometer is strictly rectal]
So this video above is Jimmy Kimmel’s latest awesome All-Star cast video. I haven’t decided yet how I would rank it up against I’m Fucking Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, but it’s definitely good stuff. So yeah, give it a watch… It’s kinda long and will totally make you laugh. It’s like my dick on viagra.
The Oscars were last night… Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were very very awesome…The Hurt Locker won a ton of stuff. It’s a great movie. I’m content with that, but come on, Inglorious Basterds should have won so much more. First off, it’s fucking retarded that Brad Pitt wasn’t even nominated, but I’m stoked that Christopher Waltz won for Best Supporting Actor. I personally think it deserved the Screenplay, Directing, and Best Picture awards. I would have given it Best Animated and Best Documentary just for good measure, as well.
Come to think of it, Inglorious Basterds was kind of a documentary, right? I am pretty sure Eli Roth and his baseball bat along with Brad Pitt and his charming little ’stache caused WW2 to end. Where did I hear that? This dude I met in the bathroom. He was telling me all this stuff while I was washing my hands. He was really handsome, too. What’s that? That was me… in the mirror? Whatever…. you don’t know. Hmmm, he was ridiculously handsome, though. You might be onto something…
Sorry for no post yesterday… I’ve been cramming on a couple of commercials for The White Stripes as well as my own short film that has to be submitted to a festival today, so it was one of those days where I worked 24 hours straight and didn’t look at the internet.
I’m on my way to a shoot, too, soooooo… enjoy this video above and don’t forget that Alice In Wonderland opens today and it’s a perfect weekend to be let down by a movie (come on, you know you’re going to be disappointed… It’s not gonna be able to live up to the hype… It’s like the Tonight Show with Jay Leno back hosting it. It’s got all the ingredients of awesomeness, but too much anticipation… oh wait, it’s nothing like that at all).
I’ll be posting this weekend about my short film and the festival it’s in. It’s an online festival and they’re apparently letting viewers vote, so I’ll let ya know all the info and you can devote the next few weeks of your life to helping to promote it… your mother will be so proud of you.
sdfsdgdfg…
And hot damn… I just got an email saying how Jack White loves one of the commercials that I just submitted for The White Stripes. That’s kinda pretty fucking cool… Who wants to go to dinner, do it, and then never hear from me again??? I’m in a good mood and someone’s getting lucky tonight! As I close my eyes I can picture the line of girls waiting outside my apartment building in hopes of being the recipient of 20 seconds of bliss…
[oh yeah, and kudos to my bro mikey for finding this video even though he was too much of a jackass to send it to me and i had to find it on his facebook... prepare to suffocate on my feces mikey!!!!!!!]
Mar3
Jim Carrey + Will Ferrell + Dan Akroyd + Chevy Chase + Dana Carvey = Something That Shoulda Been Funny
Posted at 4:54 PM • Comments
It’s pretty epic to see so many funny people in one skit be so unfunny. I feel like sitting them all down and telling them what my girlfriend used to always tell me… “That was disappointing… And it’s weird that you always wear your mom’s perfume.” Maybe I’d leave off that last part.
Behind The Scenes Note: It was directed by Ron Howard… a whole messuhtalent teaming up for one very boring video…
There’s nothing really funny to comment on this video because it’s pretty much 100% accurate.
A good friend of mine named Craig loves trains way more than any human being should. The dude seriously gets a hard on when he hears a loud CHOO CHOO. So I have to apologize for the late posting here, but I had to finish sanitizing my computer after Craig blew his load all over it after watching this clip. I’ll show you guys the video later, but it more or less looks the same as the one above. And yes, I film all of my friends jerk off at my desk… you don’t?
The website says this…
Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi—the only Apple iPad case made with protective wings!
Protective wings??? You mean, the only iPad case to look like a fucking vagina sponge… Also, it’s a little early to be boasting “the only” when the iPad hasn’t even come out yet, but I digress… It’s a pretty nifty little case. And while I realize this is not the real intention of the product, I am happy that the Octomom finally has access to a pad that can cover her entire vagina.
More pics after the jump…
