Valentine’s Day has come and gone and I’m a little let down by all of you. Not one of you bastards got me a set of creepy Mickey Mouse arms to wrap around my body and strangle me, jerk me off, hug me all day while listening to some retarded fucked up recorded voice message. I am deeply disappointed in you all. If I had one of these Hug E Grams I’d smack you with it, but no one gave me one! So sad, so sad…
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Apparently the text on this sucker reads: WITH THIS IF YOU GET ATTACKED BY BEARS AT NIGHT… YOU CAN RUN AND ESCAPE FROM IT.
Cuz we all know how fucking easy it is to get up off the ground without the use of your arms… or for that matter how it would be impossible to try and fight off the bear with your hands or a stick or something. You are basically helpless in this thing. Ha, I bet a bear would love you to wear this thing. Wait a second… DAMN YOU BEAR INVENTORS!!!!!!!!!!!!
[kudos to James for the find]
Oct19
This Is An Actual Product: How To Date A White Woman, A Practical Guide For Asian Men
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I wonder if tip one of this book is: Never show them your penis.
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