So this video above is Jimmy Kimmel’s latest awesome All-Star cast video. I haven’t decided yet how I would rank it up against I’m Fucking Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, but it’s definitely good stuff. So yeah, give it a watch… It’s kinda long and will totally make you laugh. It’s like my dick on viagra.
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The Oscars were last night… Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were very very awesome…The Hurt Locker won a ton of stuff. It’s a great movie. I’m content with that, but come on, Inglorious Basterds should have won so much more. First off, it’s fucking retarded that Brad Pitt wasn’t even nominated, but I’m stoked that Christopher Waltz won for Best Supporting Actor. I personally think it deserved the Screenplay, Directing, and Best Picture awards. I would have given it Best Animated and Best Documentary just for good measure, as well.
Come to think of it, Inglorious Basterds was kind of a documentary, right? I am pretty sure Eli Roth and his baseball bat along with Brad Pitt and his charming little ’stache caused WW2 to end. Where did I hear that? This dude I met in the bathroom. He was telling me all this stuff while I was washing my hands. He was really handsome, too. What’s that? That was me… in the mirror? Whatever…. you don’t know. Hmmm, he was ridiculously handsome, though. You might be onto something…
Sorry for no post yesterday… I’ve been cramming on a couple of commercials for The White Stripes as well as my own short film that has to be submitted to a festival today, so it was one of those days where I worked 24 hours straight and didn’t look at the internet.
I’m on my way to a shoot, too, soooooo… enjoy this video above and don’t forget that Alice In Wonderland opens today and it’s a perfect weekend to be let down by a movie (come on, you know you’re going to be disappointed… It’s not gonna be able to live up to the hype… It’s like the Tonight Show with Jay Leno back hosting it. It’s got all the ingredients of awesomeness, but too much anticipation… oh wait, it’s nothing like that at all).
I’ll be posting this weekend about my short film and the festival it’s in. It’s an online festival and they’re apparently letting viewers vote, so I’ll let ya know all the info and you can devote the next few weeks of your life to helping to promote it… your mother will be so proud of you.
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And hot damn… I just got an email saying how Jack White loves one of the commercials that I just submitted for The White Stripes. That’s kinda pretty fucking cool… Who wants to go to dinner, do it, and then never hear from me again??? I’m in a good mood and someone’s getting lucky tonight! As I close my eyes I can picture the line of girls waiting outside my apartment building in hopes of being the recipient of 20 seconds of bliss…
[oh yeah, and kudos to my bro mikey for finding this video even though he was too much of a jackass to send it to me and i had to find it on his facebook... prepare to suffocate on my feces mikey!!!!!!!]
Mar3
Jim Carrey + Will Ferrell + Dan Akroyd + Chevy Chase + Dana Carvey = Something That Shoulda Been Funny
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It’s pretty epic to see so many funny people in one skit be so unfunny. I feel like sitting them all down and telling them what my girlfriend used to always tell me… “That was disappointing… And it’s weird that you always wear your mom’s perfume.” Maybe I’d leave off that last part.
Behind The Scenes Note: It was directed by Ron Howard… a whole messuhtalent teaming up for one very boring video…
There’s nothing really funny to comment on this video because it’s pretty much 100% accurate.
“This is what the bear probably looked like… except real.”
I know I know… I watched this video and thought the same thing… Bears scat in the woods? Who woulda fuckin thunk… Local news is really underrated.
Let me tell you kids… rape is not funny. Unless it involves a dog and a chicken. Then it’s hilarious.
That chicken put up a good fight, maybe he shoulda used some woofies on it… HEYO! In the follow up video you can see him popping his collar as he returns to his frat to brag to all his bros… BOOYAH!
Feb8
YOU: I wish I had a sweet dance video from Predators 2 to watch right now… ME: Here ya go!
Posted at 3:02 PM • CommentsJust when you think it couldn’t get any better, Danny Glover sneaks in an awesome cameo towards the end. I guess it’s safe to say he’s not getting too old for THIS shit.
Despite cameras rolling behind him and being in the middle of a conversation this dude is determined to continue perusing the web for naked chicks. I like his dedication. Though, really now… I’m not sure why the video claims he’s looking at pr0n (<–apparently spelling it this way is better for those of you visiting the site from your little bitch workplace). None of the pics show any nudity. It’s basically Maxim-ish photos… so let’s slow down here people. If you’re gonna start freaking out and calling this porn, er pr0n, then you’re probably going to go into cardiac arrest when you see the pics of me and your pets that I have as my wallpaper on my comp…
This is another great SNL digital short with an amazing and arguably subtle shout out to The Lost Boys, but it really isn’t super funny till the very end… it’s like watching your parents have sex and then they notice you hiding in the closet and then ask you to join in… actually no, that’s not funny at all… it’s beautiful.
