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Since October 2009, the lunchtime menu for the Denny’s restaurants has told their customers to follow them on Twitter at twitter.com/dennys.  Great to see them embracing the popularity of social networking.  Unfortunately for them, @dennys belongs to some random Taiwanese dude who enjoys jogging named Dennys.

A Denny’s rep says the menus are a result of a misprint, and that they run two Twitter accounts: @DennysAllNightr for late night customers and @DennysGrandSlam for morning people. Both of those are featured on the respective late night and breakfast menus. The normal menus, however, still point you to Mr. Hsieh.

This all makes sense to me now… I was wondering how I got so lucky when @dennys kept offering to make sure I always had a sausage in my mouth for every meal. Not lucky my friends, not lucky at all it turns out.

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What happened to that poor dude who died on the luge is no laughing matter, but kudos to Eric for a perfect Cool Runnings reference.

*Update* Just finished watching Cool Runnings… it, too, is no laughing matter.

At least it costs a lot less than buying an Ed Hardy shirt.  We’re still in that recession right?  Even douches need to watch their budget…

Editors Note: Fail on the sweater… Win on the graffiti…

So true.

I’m always skeptical if pics like this are real since they can easily be photoshopped, but if this is truly genuine then this has got to be the worst street name I have ever seen.  I hope there’s a church or an elementary school on Katies Crotch… that would just kind of be awesome.

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For those of you too fucking retarded to understand. Haiti is a third-world country.  It is a nation of poverty that now is covered in mass destruction from the earthquake with over 200,000 people dead. Where there is a shitty economy there is crime and after a huge natural disaster there is mass hysteria… and more crime… and death… and chaos… and hunger… and homelessness… and the list goes on.

Not wanting to help out one of the poorest countries in the world because they didn’t help the US, one of the richest countries in the world, when we needed help is like refusing to help a chick with no arms reach the jar of peanut butter on the top shelf because she wouldn’t jerk you off when you were super horny…

It makes sense.  I swears.

These people need help.  If you haven’t already, go to stillerstrong.org and donate to a great cause.  100% of your donation goes to helping children in Haiti.

UPDATE: Looks like our beloved author of the above facebook post stumbled upon my blog and left a comment apologizing for not giving a shit about other people in need, oh wait…

We finally have an answer to “WWJD?”… He’d punch a janitor.

So I know it’s 11:30am… which is more or less not the morning any more over here on the West Coast… which means it’s clearly not on the East Coast… and who knows about all you other whacky countries out there… but I’m pretty sure it’s still morning in Hawaii… so this one’s for you, you crazy natives who we really don’t consider actual citizens of the US but just go along with it because the laws tell us to!  Yaaaaaaaay… read the fine print at the bottom of the pic… if it’s not a typo, someone has some splainin to do…

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My first post of the year and I wouldn’t want it any other way.  The most amazing picture I’ve seen ever… or at least all year.  It’s gonna be a damn good year, kiddos.  2010, I welcome you with open arms.

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