So I watch Growing Pains reruns now and think “When I was a kid I watched a family sitcom where the main character’s friend was named ‘Boner.’ That totally seems reasonable.”

That is kind of really awesome. I tip my hat and drop my pants in salute to the creators of Growing Pains. Truth be told, I often stare down at my boner and sing “Show me that smile again…” So yeah…

As you may have heard, we have a missing Boner on our hands. Andrew Koenig, the actor who played Boner on Growing Pains, hasn’t been heard from in quite awhile and missed a flight he was supposed to be on and might be going through a dark dark time of depression. Not to worry, though, an old friend has reached out to him to try and bring some light back into his life. Which friend, you ask? Why, good ol Mike Effen Seaver, thank you very much!

Radaronline got some words from Mr. Kirk Cameron, himself, and by far the best part is when he says this:

If you’re reading this, please call me. Mike and Boner could always work things out when they put their minds to it. I’m praying for you, pal. Hope to hear from you soon.

Ummmmmm, you know that Growing Pains was a show, right? And you worked things out because that is the way they were in the script, right? I mean if we can write scripts that real life has to comply with, I have one right here on my desk called “Chris Marrs Piliero inexplicable fondled by Super Models on the street.” It is a real page turner…

Well police are saying that Andrew is still alive and most likely just laying low, so hopefully that’s true and he’s alright.  His family is asking for anyone who might have some knowledge of his whereabouts to please inform the police.  Like I said, they think he’s alive, but not in the greatest mind-state so getting him in good hands asap is kinda important.  More info HERE

Anyway, Mike Seaver is right, him and Boner could always work things out. Of course many times it involved a lot of lotion, and ended with Boner throwing up and Mike feeling really sleepy, but it did always work out.