Hooray Interwebs! Bale vs Gibson rant off!
Oh internet…what can’t you do?
[kudos to amburguesa]
What Can’t Save By The Bell Teach Us? Nothing.
If there was ever a time we needed Zack and his crew to teach us a life lesson, it is now. Reckless drilling will get you nowhere people. And your duck mascot will get all messed up. Is that what you want! Is it!
HAHA: This kid loves ummmm, lasagna?
I hear ya, Ben. Right there with ya, buddy. Ah kids, they say the darnedest things, don’t they… This is definitely gonna make things very awkward at their next visit to the Olive Garden.
WTF: Bear at Zoo practices kung fu
So apparently this isn’t some viral marketing scheme or trick. It’s actually a bear practicing its bo skills. People are quick to either be very impressed or scream fake, but I dunno… What’s so hard to believe about a bear being good at working a pole? HEYO
Sam Rockwell is a double threat: Amazing actor and MC Hammer dancer
The subject line pretty much says it all. My job is done here.
NOTE: Busy redoing the whole site… sorry if some shit is missing or what not…
The G-Spot Shot Sounds Great… Wait What Did He Just Say?
This clip shows how awesome men are. All we do is think about how shit can work in our favor, and that is pretty much all we need to know. So apparently women can get a shot into their g-spot to have better orgasms? Well that means we have a better chance of using [...]
Super Sexy CPR is exactly what it sounds like…
This is almost as sexy as that time my cousin taught me CPR. Relax… our kid has 3 extra thumbs and is the Catalina Thumb Wrestling Champ so it’s all good.
HAHA (Video): Worst Wedding DJ???
Whoever uploaded this clip titled it the “Worst Wedding DJ Ever” but I have to strongly disagree. This is by far the BEST Wedding DJ I have ever seen… and I’ve seen three… so I’m an expert. I don’t think that is the sound those boobs would have made when you hit them (probably [...]
Impressive: 6th grader does Lady Gaga’s Paparazzi (not literally… that would be weird)
This kid is in the 6th grade and sings and plays piano like a pro. He’s super talented. Reminds me of when I was his age, except for that whole singing and playing piano like a pro thing… but I definitely was in the 6th grade at one point when I was a kid… good [...]
Betty White made an entire SNL episode watchable
Betty White is old and funny. Over the weekend she proved many a people wrong when a stupid Facebook group rallying to get her to host Saturday Night Live actually succeeded to get her the gig. Not only that, but she had the highest rated episode of the season. This gives me hope for [...]
New Movie Trailer: Robert Rodriguez’s MACHETE looks AFUCKINMAZING
This trailer was released at the beginning of today in honor of Cinco De Mayo as kinda a message to Arizona (that message being, don’t fuck with Danny Trejo), but I missed it because I’ve been editing all day (aka watching midget porn)… but oh sweet lord this trailer is fucking amazing. I’ve had a [...]
May The 4th Be With You: TomTom GPS adds Star Wars Voices
Get it? Today’s May 4th and Star Wars characters say “May the Force be with you…” Amazing! So yeah… TomTom has added Star Wars character voices to their catalog of random voices that can tell you where to go. I’m sure the Chewbacca and Ewok voices should prove to be very helpful in crucial navigation [...]
I Would Go See Obama At The Improv
This is how you kill it in comedy as a President. Way to go Obama. Finally a President doing what we elected him for… being hilarious. Wait. What? We don’t elect the president for the humor he brings to office? God dammit! Why didn’t someone tell me this before [...]
WOW: Fox anchor coins the phrase “Soy Jism” during broadcast
Viewers who watch this clip and only speak English will be shocked at this woman’s use of crude language on television. Spanish-speaking viewers will be shocked to discover this woman’s declaration that she is in fact not human, but jism… Here’s to hoping she’s like the T-1000 and can morph into various human forms but [...]
Sometimes Internet, You Really Come Through For Me.
Have you guys heard of this internet thing? No? Well it has all this cool info and porn and stuff, which makes it great. But it also has a bunch of crappy videos from people that make me want to tear out my eyes. And then after losing my eyesight, all of my other [...]
Sometimes SNL Is Brilliant
So if you have never seen it, this is the Insane Clown Posse’s new video Miracles. No words can truly describe how crazy this video, or for that matter this song, truly is. Soooooo, why do it with words, when you can do it with an SNL parody. Hooray! Videos 1 Words 0.
Check it out [...]
Who Knew Pedobear Produced TV Shows???
This is a video of a creepy Canadian Game Show Host putting the moves on little girl contestants while they’re sitting right next to their moms! And apparently the co-host of the show is the dude’s wife! CANADA??? WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU????? Why was this show allowed to exist??? This video is [...]
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HAHA: Family Feud contestant has bizarre opinion of Ellen Degeneres
I like Ellen Degeneres. She’s definitely one of the few funny/entertaining/tolerable female comedians and she seems like she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with. Recently Ellen was a category on Family Feud and everything seemed to be going well till the Dad gives an absurd answer with such sincerity…
[ok now watch the [...]
Smart & Funny: Creepy dude reviews Stars Wars Episode 2
So yesterday the internet started loving up this 9 part 90 minute review of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones (yes, a 90 minute review of a 120 minute movie). I really doubt a bunch of the sites actually watched the clips before posting, but guess what… I did! Well, 2 [...]
Not Fair: This lucky chick got to ride a Unicorn AND hang out with Jesus Christ after getting wisdom teeth removed
When I got my wisdom teeth removed, something similar happened to me. I got a mustache ride from some Mexican guy named Jesus. Hang on, that’s not the same at all. Dammit…
Say Hello To My Little Friends: Scarface, The Elementary School Play
If I had a kid…well one that I didn’t have to pretend was non-existant so I am off the hook for child support… I would make sure that he was at whatever school decided to do a Scarface school play. School plays are so effing boring. I don’t want to learn about presidents, [...]
Improv Chatroulette Piano Dude returns
The Chatroulette Piano Improv dude (aka the dude who might be Ben Folds or at the very least jerks off to the idea of being him) has returned to the interwebs with his follow up video that is kind of “eh.” The first one was better. Same with Ben’s. This one is just kinda there, [...]
HAHA: Surprised Cat Is Kind Of Awesome
Sure, it’s easy to think, “Awwww, how cute is this cat?” But for all you know, this cat is in horrible shock because its watching its owner mix its food with his weener. I dunno if there’s any truth to that story, but I figure if I’ve done it, I’m sure other owners do it, [...]
