So this video above is Jimmy Kimmel’s latest awesome All-Star cast video. I haven’t decided yet how I would rank it up against I’m Fucking Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, but it’s definitely good stuff. So yeah, give it a watch… It’s kinda long and will totally make you laugh. It’s like my dick on viagra.
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The Oscars were last night… Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were very very awesome…The Hurt Locker won a ton of stuff. It’s a great movie. I’m content with that, but come on, Inglorious Basterds should have won so much more. First off, it’s fucking retarded that Brad Pitt wasn’t even nominated, but I’m stoked that Christopher Waltz won for Best Supporting Actor. I personally think it deserved the Screenplay, Directing, and Best Picture awards. I would have given it Best Animated and Best Documentary just for good measure, as well.
Come to think of it, Inglorious Basterds was kind of a documentary, right? I am pretty sure Eli Roth and his baseball bat along with Brad Pitt and his charming little ’stache caused WW2 to end. Where did I hear that? This dude I met in the bathroom. He was telling me all this stuff while I was washing my hands. He was really handsome, too. What’s that? That was me… in the mirror? Whatever…. you don’t know. Hmmm, he was ridiculously handsome, though. You might be onto something…
Sorry for no post yesterday… I’ve been cramming on a couple of commercials for The White Stripes as well as my own short film that has to be submitted to a festival today, so it was one of those days where I worked 24 hours straight and didn’t look at the internet.
I’m on my way to a shoot, too, soooooo… enjoy this video above and don’t forget that Alice In Wonderland opens today and it’s a perfect weekend to be let down by a movie (come on, you know you’re going to be disappointed… It’s not gonna be able to live up to the hype… It’s like the Tonight Show with Jay Leno back hosting it. It’s got all the ingredients of awesomeness, but too much anticipation… oh wait, it’s nothing like that at all).
I’ll be posting this weekend about my short film and the festival it’s in. It’s an online festival and they’re apparently letting viewers vote, so I’ll let ya know all the info and you can devote the next few weeks of your life to helping to promote it… your mother will be so proud of you.
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And hot damn… I just got an email saying how Jack White loves one of the commercials that I just submitted for The White Stripes. That’s kinda pretty fucking cool… Who wants to go to dinner, do it, and then never hear from me again??? I’m in a good mood and someone’s getting lucky tonight! As I close my eyes I can picture the line of girls waiting outside my apartment building in hopes of being the recipient of 20 seconds of bliss…
[oh yeah, and kudos to my bro mikey for finding this video even though he was too much of a jackass to send it to me and i had to find it on his facebook... prepare to suffocate on my feces mikey!!!!!!!]
Mar3
Jim Carrey + Will Ferrell + Dan Akroyd + Chevy Chase + Dana Carvey = Something That Shoulda Been Funny
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It’s pretty epic to see so many funny people in one skit be so unfunny. I feel like sitting them all down and telling them what my girlfriend used to always tell me… “That was disappointing… And it’s weird that you always wear your mom’s perfume.” Maybe I’d leave off that last part.
Behind The Scenes Note: It was directed by Ron Howard… a whole messuhtalent teaming up for one very boring video…
A good friend of mine named Craig loves trains way more than any human being should. The dude seriously gets a hard on when he hears a loud CHOO CHOO. So I have to apologize for the late posting here, but I had to finish sanitizing my computer after Craig blew his load all over it after watching this clip. I’ll show you guys the video later, but it more or less looks the same as the one above. And yes, I film all of my friends jerk off at my desk… you don’t?
I’m not 100% sure on that second part… the evidence could go either way… but he’s definitely riding on that subway, ain’t he. Ha, look at that clever little bastard waiting for his stop. He thinks he’s a human! But he sure isn’t! He’s a bird!!!
Me and this pigeon seem to have a lot in common. We’re both patient on the subway. We’re both adorable. And we both enjoy hiding in trees and shitting on people’s heads in the park.
Epic Beard Man’s epicness continues… I have a bunch of casting shit I’m doing for some videos I’m working on so I will comment later on this, but for now enjoy this post-bus beat down interview.
Feb17
Holy Crap, the internet is loving up this video of an old white dude beating up a gangsta
Posted at 4:03 PM • CommentsIn case you didn’t catch it from the subject line… this is a video of some old dude with a santa beard (forever to be known as Epic Beard Man) laying the beat down on a gangsta dude on the bus. A lot of people are quick to say that the gangsta dude hit first so he deserved what he got, but I dunno… it sounds like there might have been some racial shit going on early in the conversation of the video and who knows what was said before the camera started rolling.
Santa knows how to punch, but from the sound of it, he might be kinda an asshole, and he better hope this ain’t a hate crime caught on tape or else he might wanna be careful the next time he gets on a bus with a bunch of black people. Whatever the case, I haven’t seen a fight this lopsided since Apollo Creed fought that Russian dude in Rocky IV.
TRANSLATION HELP: At the end, the gangsta dude asks for an “ambulance” not “m & m’s” or “amber lamps” just to clear things up… oh and Epic Beard Man’s shirt says “I AM A MOTHER FUCKER” on the back
UPDATE: Part 2 after the jump along with a recap from the chick who shot the first video (Epic Beard Man was apparently arrested)…
ANOTHER UPDATE: Sweet Lord Epic Beard Man is pretty fucking epic. Apparent video of him getting tazed at a baseball game added…’
AND ANOTHER!: Buy your very own “I AM A MOTHER FUCKER” t-shirt HERE
MORE!!!: Epic Beard Man has a facebook HERE and a twitter HERE
WEEEEEEEEE: Added a video by the chick who filmed the bus incident and maybe stole Epic Beard Man’s bag… maybe not….
[kudos to m@ for his love of crazy old white men]
Feb17
Whoa Cool: Augmented Reality Tattoo, image appears through webcam
Posted at 1:21 PM • CommentsA company called ThinkAnApp has created this tattoo barcode thinger that when seen through a webcam displays a flying dragon. The dragon is retarded, but the technology is pretty fucking cool. I have no clue how it works and have spent way too much time on the internet trying to figure it out and my fingers are starting to hurt, so if you could get back to me on that, that would be pretty sweet. While you’re at it, find out some more info on this whole “g-spot” thinger I’ve heard so much about. My fingers are hurting from trying to figure that one out, too.
Look at all of those nerds going at it with their magical plastic swords in the name of Star Wars. This kind of reminds me of that flashmob that suprised me in that truck stop bathroom on the way to sac town… The sword fighting in there was crazy, too.
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