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		<title>WTF: Moviegoer gets stabbed with a meat thermometer for shushing woman on cell phone</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Mar 2010 19:50:13 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Yeah the headline of this post basically says it all&#8230;
Laist via KTLA says&#8230;
A man was stabbed in the neck with a meat thermometer after asking a  woman to silence her cell phone in a movie theater, a sheriff&#8217;s  department official said.  Deputies say that while the movie was playing, a woman was talking [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAHA: Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s Handsome Men Club</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 21:59:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[So this video above is Jimmy Kimmel&#8217;s latest awesome All-Star cast video.  I haven&#8217;t decided yet how I would rank it up against I&#8217;m Fucking Matt Damon or Ben Affleck, but it&#8217;s definitely good stuff.  So yeah, give it a watch&#8230; It&#8217;s kinda long and will totally make you laugh.  It&#8217;s like my dick on [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAHA: Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin&#8217;s Awesome Oscar Skit</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/haha-steve-martin-and-alec-baldwins-awesome-oscar-skit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 08 Mar 2010 17:53:31 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Oscars were last night&#8230; Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin were very very awesome&#8230;The Hurt Locker won a ton of stuff.  It&#8217;s a great movie.  I&#8217;m content with that, but come on, Inglorious Basterds should have won so much more.  First off, it&#8217;s fucking retarded that Brad Pitt wasn&#8217;t even nominated, but I&#8217;m stoked that [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAHA:  Zoobooks, they&#8217;re all the rage these days</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/haha-zoobooks-theyre-all-the-rage-these-days/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 05 Mar 2010 19:14:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[HaHa]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Sorry for no post yesterday&#8230; I&#8217;ve been cramming on a couple of commercials for The White Stripes as well as my own short film that has to be submitted to a festival today, so it was one of those days where I worked 24 hours straight and didn&#8217;t look at the internet.
I&#8217;m on my way [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Jim Carrey + Will Ferrell + Dan Akroyd + Chevy Chase + Dana Carvey  = Something That Shoulda Been Funny</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/jim-carrey-will-ferrell-dan-akroyd-chevy-chase-dana-carvey-something-that-shoulda-been-funny/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 23:54:16 +0000</pubDate>
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It&#8217;s pretty epic to see so many funny people in one skit be so unfunny.  I feel like sitting them all down and telling them what my girlfriend used to always tell me&#8230; &#8220;That was disappointing&#8230;  And it&#8217;s weird that you always wear your mom&#8217;s perfume.&#8221;  Maybe I&#8217;d leave off that last [...]]]></description>
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		<title>HAHA: How Jay Leno fills his audience</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 20:57:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[There&#8217;s nothing really funny to comment on this video because it&#8217;s pretty much 100% accurate.
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		<title>Train to Giant Flood, &#8220;Eff You&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/train-to-giant-flood-eff-you/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Mar 2010 01:11:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A good friend of mine named Craig loves trains way more than any human being should.  The dude seriously gets a hard on when he hears a loud CHOO CHOO.  So I have to apologize for the late posting here, but I had to finish sanitizing my computer after Craig blew his load all over [...]]]></description>
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		<title>BUY THIS: iMaxi, strong enough for a vagina, made for an iPad</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/buy-this-imaxi-strong-enough-for-a-vagina-made-for-an-ipad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/buy-this-imaxi-strong-enough-for-a-vagina-made-for-an-ipad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Mar 2010 21:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The website says this&#8230;
Introducing Hip Handmaids’ exclusive iMaxi—the only Apple iPad case made  with protective wings!
Protective wings???  You mean, the only iPad case to look like a fucking vagina sponge&#8230; Also, it&#8217;s a little early to be boasting &#8220;the only&#8221; when the iPad hasn&#8217;t even come out yet, but I digress&#8230;  It&#8217;s [...]]]></description>
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		<title>RIP Andrew Koening AKA Boner Stabone</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/rip-andrew-koening-aka-boner-stabone/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 26 Feb 2010 17:18:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I wanted to give a RIP shout out to Boner.  Terrible stuff man, from a character that was literally a TV staple in my household growing up.  He died of an apparent suicide, and his body was found in a park he was fond of.
Take a sec and watch the video.  Last time old [...]]]></description>
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		<title>In case you needed a reason to join: Conan O&#8217;Brien officially has a twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/in-case-you-needed-a-reason-to-join-conan-obrien-officially-has-a-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/in-case-you-needed-a-reason-to-join-conan-obrien-officially-has-a-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 20:57:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love me some Coco and the news of him joining Twitter gave me a well deserved boner.  Shortly after, Kirk Cameron began praying for it.
Obviously on top of what is hot right now in late night comedy, there are reports that NBC has signed the squirrel to take over Late Night as soon as [...]]]></description>
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		<title>WTF: Pigeon rides on the subway and then kills a man</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/wtf-pigeon-rides-on-the-subway-and-then-kills-a-man/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/wtf-pigeon-rides-on-the-subway-and-then-kills-a-man/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Feb 2010 18:24:38 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m not 100% sure on that second part&#8230; the evidence could go either way&#8230; but he&#8217;s definitely riding on that subway, ain&#8217;t he.  Ha, look at that clever little bastard waiting for his stop. He thinks he&#8217;s a human!  But he sure isn&#8217;t!  He&#8217;s a bird!!!
Me and this pigeon seem to have a lot in [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Kirk Cameron knows a thing or two about dealing with Boners</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 24 Feb 2010 17:08:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Boner]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So I watch Growing Pains reruns now and think &#8220;When I was a kid I watched a family sitcom where the main character&#8217;s friend was named &#8216;Boner.&#8217; That totally seems reasonable.&#8221;
That is kind of really awesome.  I tip my hat and drop my pants in salute to the creators of Growing Pains. Truth be [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Moon Over FAILammy: Denny&#8217;s accidentally tells customers to follow random Taiwanese dude on Twitter</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/moon-over-failammy-dennys-accidentally-tells-customers-to-follow-random-taiwanese-dude-on-twitter/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/moon-over-failammy-dennys-accidentally-tells-customers-to-follow-random-taiwanese-dude-on-twitter/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 22 Feb 2010 18:46:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Since October 2009, the lunchtime menu for the Denny&#8217;s restaurants has told their customers to follow them on Twitter at twitter.com/dennys.  Great to see them embracing the popularity of social networking.  Unfortunately for them, @dennys belongs to some random Taiwanese dude who enjoys jogging named Dennys.
A Denny&#8217;s rep says the menus are a result of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Quoth the Epic Beard Man, &#8220;Don&#8217;t EFF With Old Senior Citizens&#8221;</title>
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		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/quoth-the-epic-beard-man-dont-eff-with-old-senior-citizens/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 19 Feb 2010 23:50:52 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Epic Beard Man&#8217;s epicness continues&#8230; I have a bunch of casting shit I&#8217;m doing for some videos I&#8217;m working on so I will comment later on this, but for now enjoy this post-bus beat down interview.
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		<title>Waiting In Line, Nazis, and Tarantino. 2 Of My 3 Favorite Things. Sorry Quentin.</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/waiting-in-line-nazis-and-tarantino-2-of-my-3-favorite-things-sorry-quentin/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/waiting-in-line-nazis-and-tarantino-2-of-my-3-favorite-things-sorry-quentin/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 21:45:24 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>admin</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Music / Movies / TV]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I kid, I kid.  I hate Nazis as much as the next guy.  But I loves me some Nazi killing mayhem.  Hence me going to INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS The Lost Art of the Film @ Upper Playground Gallery. 13 artists have created their representation of the movie poster, and they are selling 6 [...]]]></description>
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