The Twagina Saga: New Moon – If you go see this, be sure to place a towel down on your seat before you sit down… (see, cuz all the girls are wetting themselves while watching the movie… i didn’t think i needed to explain that, but a fairly perverted friend of mine didn’t get what i was referring to, and i didn’t think it was really all that subtle, so now i just spent all of this precious time to properly explain my lame joke. or maybe you did get it initially and my friend david s***e is just retarded… which is highly likely. either way we have all wasted way too much of our life writing/reading this. well I guess we have my cockfuck friend david shade to thank for that… oops, i mean david s***e)

The Blind Side – Starring Sandra Bullock

Planet 51 – Cartoon of Shrektards

Mammoth – Starring Michelle Williams

Bad Lieutenant: Port Of Call New Orleans – Starring Nicolas Cage and Eva Mendes

Red Cliff – Directed By John Woo

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