Memory Loss Is Apparently A Side Effect Of Beating The Crap Out Of Your Girlfriend

Aug31

Posted at 5:29 PM • Comments

A lot of people are mocking Chris Brown for this excerpt from his interview with Larry King that airs tonight, where he says he doesn’t remember beating Rihanna, but this can totally happen. In fact, just the other day OJ and I were hanging out…

ME: So what was it like killing your wife, OJ?
OJ: Huh?
ME: Your wife… you murdered her.
OJ: I did? When?
ME: Yeah, remember, it was–

(Our conversation abruptly ends after OJ stabs me in the throat and quickly drives off in his Bronco)

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thegirlnamedpatty

now he's saying he does remember.... maybe the side effect is alzheimers

brittanysmom

What's with the Mouskateer garb???? He should be wearing soap on a rope right now in the showers of the penitentiary singing rap tunes to his new Daddy....

jrawlx16

In my opinion he should be in jail. that simple

Al McNast'

The guy should take a year or two off. People don't wanna see his face right now.

And, just curious, does wearing that bow tie count as a felony? I demand another trial!