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Memory Loss Is Apparently A Side Effect Of Beating The Crap Out Of Your Girlfriend

A lot of people are mocking Chris Brown for this excerpt from his interview with Larry King that airs tonight, where he says he doesn’t remember beating Rihanna, but this can totally happen. In fact, just the other day OJ and I were hanging out…

ME: So what was it like killing your wife, OJ?
OJ: Huh?
ME: Your wife… you murdered her.
OJ: I did? When?
ME: Yeah, remember, it was–

(Our conversation abruptly ends after OJ stabs me in the throat and quickly drives off in his Bronco)

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This entry was posted on Monday, August 31st, 2009 at 5:29 pm. It is filed under Etc. You can follow any responses to this entry through the RSS 2.0 feed.

  • now he's saying he does remember.... maybe the side effect is alzheimers
  • What's with the Mouskateer garb???? He should be wearing soap on a rope right now in the showers of the penitentiary singing rap tunes to his new Daddy....
  • jrawlx16
    In my opinion he should be in jail. that simple
  • The guy should take a year or two off. People don't wanna see his face right now.

    And, just curious, does wearing that bow tie count as a felony? I demand another trial!
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