So here I am minding my own business, just trying to buy some new t-shirts, when BAM… I see THIS. The American Apparel Best Bottom Contest! GENIUS!
I really think this contest has taken things a bit too far, though. I mean, I like a nice ass as much as the next guy, but as a feeble minded consumer I need to be protected from shit like this. I got so confused after looking at so many beautiful bottoms I forgot why I was even there and ended up buying an 8 pack of Baby Rib Thongs. WTF am I supposed to do with these???? For shame American Apparel, for shame…
UPDATE: Please disregard the above complaint. I have tried on the thongs and they are very comfortable… and now I have more than enough for every day of the week. Win Win I say… All is forgiven, American Apparel. Carry on with your psuedo trashy porn advertising…
Contest Page HERE
