Valentine’s Day has come and gone and I’m a little let down by all of you. Not one of you bastards got me a set of creepy Mickey Mouse arms to wrap around my body and strangle me, jerk me off, hug me all day while listening to some retarded fucked up recorded voice message. I am deeply disappointed in you all. If I had one of these Hug E Grams I’d smack you with it, but no one gave me one! So sad, so sad…
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Ok so this post wasn’t made so much in the morning as it was at noon, but I woke up late, so….yeah. This is the trailer for a Japanese video game that involves running around as a body builder in a speedo and doing shit. Why is this a fail you ask? Well in Japan this is probably like the most popular game in the world, because they love crazy shit. But now they are bringing this to the USA for the Wii. You know, the gaming system that grandma’s use. They should give me a dollar for every copy of this game they don’t sell. I’d be rich! Rich it tells ya!
Important update!
There is a bear in a diaper in this game. Perhaps I judged this game to quickly.
Creepy and awesome, the Mr. Mustache Pillow comes with interchangeable mustaches and a plastic holding sleeve in the back for $60. Buy it here
Oct19
This Is An Actual Product: How To Date A White Woman, A Practical Guide For Asian Men
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I wonder if tip one of this book is: Never show them your penis.
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I was gonna write some commentary on this, but once I started staring at this sucker I figured I just had to let my body do the talking.
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Actually I don’t really need them. It would kinda be redundant. I can just cut a whole in a pair of pants I already have and you can save your money ’cause my peen is already black, fantastic, and made of fabric.
That kid in the corner is way too happy about this poor dead cat.
Awesome shirt. Only available today from TEEFURY
Side note, teefury sells each design for one day only and they are sometimes very cool. That is all.
Seriously? Check the actual product page for these Sesame Street Elmo Tickle Hands and tell me these are not a pedophile’s dream product.
My favorite line is this:
“When child touches a surface, the hand begins to vibrate and you’ll get fun phrases from Elmo and silly sound effects.”
WTF!
Jesus, the only way to make this more Pedo friendly is to have it shoot Nyquil-filled candies out. That and a secret compartment to hide the key for your windowless van. COME ON!
