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		<title>Actual Product: Hug E Gram, a creepy way to show you care</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 15 Feb 2010 22:25:30 +0000</pubDate>
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Valentine&#8217;s Day has come and gone and I&#8217;m a little let down by all of you.  Not one of you bastards got me a set of creepy Mickey Mouse arms to wrap around my body and strangle me, jerk me off, hug me all day while listening to some retarded fucked up recorded voice message. [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Morning Dose Of Fail</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 03 Dec 2009 19:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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Ok so this post wasn&#8217;t made so much in the morning as it was at noon, but I woke up late, so&#8230;.yeah. This is the trailer for a Japanese video game that involves running around as a body builder in a speedo and doing shit.  Why is this a fail you ask?  Well [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Buy This: Mr. Moustache Pillow</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 11 Nov 2009 19:24:03 +0000</pubDate>
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Creepy and awesome, the Mr. Mustache Pillow comes with interchangeable mustaches and a plastic holding sleeve in the back for $60.  Buy it here


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		<slash:comments>4</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Is An Actual Product: How To Date A White Woman, A Practical Guide For Asian Men</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 19 Oct 2009 18:16:55 +0000</pubDate>
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I wonder if tip one of this book is: Never show them your penis.

Buy it here


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		<title>This Is An Actual Product:  Stuffed Tiger With A Vagiger</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 Oct 2009 17:20:34 +0000</pubDate>
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I was gonna write some commentary on this, but once I started staring at this sucker I figured I just had to let my body do the talking.

Buy It and more creepy vaginatastic stuffed animals Here

CHECK OUT A LOVELY GROUP SHOT PIC 



Reminds me of my last house party&#8230;


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		<slash:comments>6</slash:comments>
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		<title>You Should Buy Me This</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 28 Sep 2009 19:40:01 +0000</pubDate>
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Actually I don&#8217;t really need them. It would kinda be redundant. I can just cut a whole in a pair of pants I already have and you can save your money &#8217;cause my peen is already black, fantastic, and made of fabric.


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		<title>This Is An Actual Product: Roadkill Cat Kids Toy</title>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 24 Sep 2009 18:16:17 +0000</pubDate>
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That kid in the corner is way too happy about this poor dead cat.


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		<title>This Is An Actual Product: Pokemon Menstrual Pad</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/this-is-an-actual-product-pokemon-menstrual-pad/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/this-is-an-actual-product-pokemon-menstrual-pad/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 22 Sep 2009 17:14:35 +0000</pubDate>
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For that special lady friend of yours with a wide-set vagina and a heavy flow, here&#8217;s the resuable Pokemon Menstrual Pad, cuz when the bleeding starts ya gotta catch it all.

BUY IT HERE

[kudos to m@ for the find]

[via]


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		<title>Buy This Now: Wear This To Your Next Kanye Hating Club Meeting</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/kanyehating/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 15 Sep 2009 23:25:49 +0000</pubDate>
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Awesome shirt. Only available today from TEEFURY

Side note, teefury sells each design for one day only and they are sometimes very cool. That is all.


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		<slash:comments>3</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Might Bring Pedophiles To Toys R&#8217; Us, Um Moreso</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/who-is-this-product-intended-for/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/who-is-this-product-intended-for/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Sep 2009 18:56:35 +0000</pubDate>
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Seriously? Check the actual product page for these Sesame Street Elmo Tickle Hands and tell me these are not a pedophile&#8217;s dream product.

My favorite line is this:
&#8220;When child touches a surface, the hand begins to vibrate and you&#8217;ll get fun phrases from Elmo and silly sound effects.&#8221;

 WTF!

Jesus, the only way to make this more [...]]]></description>
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		<title>This Is An Actual Product: Fleshlight Liberator</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Sep 2009 17:31:04 +0000</pubDate>
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As if it wasn&#8217;t weird enough to fuck a flashlight with lips, the makers of The Fleshlight are just delighted to bring us the Liberator.  It&#8217;ll only cost you $149.95&#8230; and your dignity.  Buy it here


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		<slash:comments>7</slash:comments>
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		<title>This Is An Actual Product &#8211; Vulva Pendant, Yup, A Vulva Pendant</title>
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		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/this-is-an-actual-product-vulva-pendant-yup-a-vulva-pendant/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 01 Sep 2009 17:52:05 +0000</pubDate>
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So it&#8217;s been awhile since I&#8217;ve done an &#8220;Actual Product&#8221; post and a bunch of you readers out there have been clamoring (wink) for one, so I present to you the VULVA PENDANT.
Unfortunately it&#8217;s sold out (really???), but let&#8217;s have a looksy at the item description for a nice little WHAT. THE. FUCK. moment&#8230;
Celebrate your [...]]]></description>
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		<slash:comments>13</slash:comments>
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		<title>Ebay Of The Day</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:15:21 +0000</pubDate>
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Got an extra $350?  You too could be Dr. Huxtable&#8230; a super fat Dr. Huxtable, but a Huxtable, nonetheless.  Buy It Here


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		<slash:comments>5</slash:comments>
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		<title>Who Wants Their Lips To Smell And Taste Like Bacon 24/7?  You do!</title>
		<link>http://www.marrsattacks.com/who-wants-their-lips-to-smell-and-taste-like-bacon-247-you-do/</link>
		<comments>http://www.marrsattacks.com/who-wants-their-lips-to-smell-and-taste-like-bacon-247-you-do/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:37:00 +0000</pubDate>
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From the makers of Bacon Salt and Baconnaise comes&#8230; Bacon Lip Balm!  Who knew people loved the taste of bacon constantly on their lips?  I did!!!  So why are girls always complaining that my weener smells like a Denny&#8217;s Grand Slam then???  I&#8217;m giving you girls the full breakfast special&#8230; I&#8217;m [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Greatest New Product Ever Today: Bikini That Dissolves In Water!</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 31 Jul 2009 22:03:22 +0000</pubDate>
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Wow.  This is pure genius.  A company in Germany has created a bikini that looks, feels, and fits like a regular bikini.  The only difference is that this one will completely disappear when in water for 3 minutes.  NICE!
The company boasts it as the perfect revenge product for an ex-girlfriend, but [...]]]></description>
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