CMP Blog – Happy Muesday!
Whaddup kiddos… so I’ve had a really awesome weekend and there’s still the rest of the week to come while I’m out here on the East Coast with Taking Back Sunday.
What sucks is that I spend so much time with a camera in my hands shooting stuff for others that I too often forget to [...]
CMP Blog – East Coast Mother Effers…
So I had some computer issues before heading out to New Jersey yesterday, so that’s why I was as. I’m sitting in a Fairfield Hotel about 5 minutes from the Bamboozle festival and gonna head over in a few.
The hotel smells weird. Like really smelly feet with a dash of semen for good [...]
CMP Blog – Green Day, Dustin Hoffman, James Cromwell, & Taking Back Sunday
So on Tuesday morning at 8am I boarded a plane in Burbank and flew into Oakland and then drove into San Francisco to shoot a press junket for GREEN DAY in preparation for the release of their new album 21st Century Breakdown.
Our landing in Oakland was so retarded. It was quite and smooth, and [...]
I Am Shooting A Bunch Of Interviews With GREEN DAY Today
Nope, it’s not for Marrs Attacks… one day… one day… But I’m in San Francisco today producing and shooting a bunch of interviews with GREEN DAY today for MTV, VH1, Music Choice, Yahoo, and a bunch of other outlets in preparation for their May 15th release of their new album 21st Century Breakdown.
So when these [...]
I Made This – Trailer For Ashley Tisdale’s New Music Video
Here’s a quick little trailer I made for the premiere of Ashley Tisdale’s new music video It’s Alright, It’s OK. The video premieres today and the song is pretty damn catchy. I think the Kelly Clarkson route works way better for her than the Britney angle… High Five to you, Ashley.
Ashley Tisdale – [...]
The Traffic Update Signs On The Freeway Are My Friend And Foe
Are you ever driving on the freeway and you see one of those electronic signs that tells you how long it’ll take you to get to the next freeway and you mentally challenge it? I do. All the time. Is that sad?
Ok, so here’s the deal… I was driving home from my [...]
I’M IN NEW YORK AGAIN WITH TBS
So I got a super last minute gig to fly out to New York today to shoot behind the scenes on Taking Back Sunday’s new music video for “Sink Into Me.” So I jumped on the red eye, landed, and went straight to the shoot… and here I am… SOOOOO… since I wasn’t uber [...]
Dad Conversations
So I posted one of these a couple of weeks ago… I find the conversations I have with my dad online very amusing. It’s like talking to Mulder or Scully, the way that they always awkwardly started and ended their phone conversations n such. So yeah, nothing is edited or omitted from this [...]
The Video I Directed For Eric Hutchinson Premieres Today On Yahoo — BOOYAH!
So this is a pretty damn cool day because the music video I directed for Eric Hutchinson premieres on yahoo music today (just in case you didn’t catch that from the subject line). The song is called Ok, It’s Alright With Me.
Props to my buddy Jeff Butcher, who was cinematographer, and to my buddy [...]
Taking Back Sunday Is Here Filming The Very First Episode Of Marrs Attacks
And you thought our first black President was gonna be the biggest news of 2009…
I’ll post a pic later, but for now just imagine them sitting on a couch and me behind a desk talking to them and no one’s wearing pants…
Eric Hutchinson Music Video I Directed Premieres On Monday On Yahoo.com
So a few weeks ago I directed a video for Eric Hutchinson’s song Ok, It’s Alright and rumor has it that it will be premiering on Yahoo.com on Monday… possibly even the main page.
So keep an eye out for that sucker, cuz if this actually happens, it’s a pretty damn big deal for me and [...]
On Today’s Menu: Butthole
While we’re on the topic of an ass served on a platter (HEYO!)… So I’m not big on the posting of just random paparazzi pics of celebs. BUT this one is just too awesome not to put some attention on. That’s actress Zhang Ziyi from Crouching Tiger, and apparently her boyfriend or lawyer or [...]
Cooked Black Beans Are Disgusting
So I’ve been going a good chunk of my life thinking I hated black beans. Then a few months ago I ordered this amazing chicken salad from the Cheesecake Factory (I think it was the Santa Fe Chicken Salad… Think… Not sure) and everything changed. It had chicken and lettuce of course, an [...]
Hola Amigos Y Amigas…
So I’m finally promoting the site, which means it’s now time for you to start promoting the site. Any and all help would be awesome. I’ll be posting banners and fliers in the HELP ME PROMOTE THE SITE section tomorrow, but for now, tell your friends… send out a bulletin or an email… [...]
Random Thought
Ya gotta love porn spam. Here’s what I woke up to this morning from good ol Guirgis Evaristo (typographical errors n all):
Thiis is your penis: 8–o
Thiis is your penis on drugs: 8=====O
Any qquestions?
Do get round in the most extraordinary way. Servants, she
told him quaint little stories of the smugglers, that? Do
i [...]
Internet Guy Is Really Just A Cable Guy
So I haven’t been able to use my internet this morning because I’ve been having a few performance issues and had a technician sent out to fix the problem. The guy shows up and tells me I’m getting internet. I tell him I know this and that’s not why he’s here, that it’s [...]
Eat Your Stupid Deep Dish Crap, Ya Bastard
Ok, so as I mentioned before I’m a big fan of pizza. I love the stuff. And when it comes to ordering it, I’m very particular about the process because I know what I want to eat and what I don’t want to eat. Now, I’m OCD about some a lot of [...]
Go New York Go New York Go!
I’m pretty sure every time I’ve gone back to New York I’ve had an encounter with a genuinely nice person that stuck out in my mind. Even though they have this image of being loud-mouth, rude people, I think New Yorkers are actually some of the nicest people around… generally way nicer than LA [...]
Ray’s Pizza Is The Bomb Yo
My sleeping schedule is all fucked up. I’m in New York at this pretty hip hotel called Flatotel and it’s 5am over here (EDIT: and I haven’t fallen asleep yet)… ugh. The shoot with Taking Back Sunday went well yesterday. I’m gonna be in the recording studio with them for a little bit [...]
Off To New York…
So I’m getting on a plane to New York at 7am and heading on over to New York to shoot an interview with Taking Back Sunday for their new CD. It’s St. Patrick’s Day so I’ve heard NY is gonna be nuts. Wednesday I’ll be in the studio with them. TBS are [...]
Dad Conversations
I have the strangest/best conversations with my Dad online. I figured I’ll share them with ya…
DAD: hi
ME: hey dad
DAD: got my new matching recliner and it is more padded and more comfortable than the theater seating
ME: well that sucks about the other seats
DAD: not really
ME: well that’s good about the new seat
DAD: yea I [...]
Whaddup Mother Effers
Ahhhhh… the very first post. I’m officially a blogger… exciting stuff. Ok, so I’m Chris. Nice to meetcha. Whad ya eat for breakfast today? I had Apple Jacks and a donut… I’m kind of a health nut. So yeah… This is my personal blog where I’m gonna talk about [...]
