Star Wars: Uncut Trailer from Casey Pugh on Vimeo.
This is rad. If you’re in the LA area let me know if you’re down to do a scene. I’m serious as a heart attack here kiddos…
Posts Tagged "Cool Stuff"
Oct27
New Movie Trailer: Star Wars Uncut – Possibly The Most Impressive Fan Film Ever
Posted at 11:29 AM • CommentsThis is rad. If you’re in the LA area let me know if you’re down to do a scene. I’m serious as a heart attack here kiddos…
Oct12
Awesome For Chicks, Notso Awesome For Dudes Who Pop Their Collar: Roofie-Detecting Lip Gloss
Posted at 4:43 PM • Comments
There’s a lot of dudes out there that think it’s awesome when a super drunk chick shows her boobs at a club. I’m one of them. There’s also a lot of dudes out there that think it’s awesome to spike a girl’s drink. I’m not of one of them. In fact, usually at a club, I have to watch my own drink because the second word spreads on the dance floor about my 3 inch wand of magic you’d think it was the WNBA up in that joint with all the chicks trying to free-throw pills into my Roy Rogers (with 2 cherries, mind you). Ladies, just ask, you can’t rape the willing.
But I digress… sadly a lot of girls do fall victim to drugs like GHB and Ketamine being spiked into their drinks, so this company called 2 Love My Lips came up with this pretty damn clever lip gloss that has tester strips built into it that change color when dipped into a drink that’s been contaminated.
“If a drink tastes funny, or you are suspicious something is amiss simply dab the ends of the taper in your drink and if they turn blue tell your friends immediately and get help from Security and the Police.”
They are already for sale in the UK and will be hitting the rest of the world soon enough… but not soon enough for my date tonight. Sorry, Brittany. Muahahaha… I keed. I keed. Rape is no joking matter, kids. Now racism… Totally.
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Sep21
Jesus Still Loves You If You Get Divorced, Just Not As Much As Before
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A dude out of Sacramento by the name of John Marcotte has created the
2010 California Marriage Protection Act to make divorce illegal in California and is currently gathering signatures to get it on the ballot. The Act was created to mock Prop 8 and it’s declaration of wanting to protect marriage. Well what better way to protect marriage than to stop people from ending it, right?
The official website for the Protection Act is really well done and Marcotte is awesome at delivering tongue in cheek statements about his motives and the importance of getting this on the ballot. I really hope he pulls it off. It’ll make for some amazing FOX News moments.
You know, I don’t believe in divorce either. When I get married and I’ve had enough, there is no way I would take the easy way out and divorce my wife. I am going to do what any respectable man would do… hang myself in a closet in Thailand, dressed in women’s clothes, so the police can find me.
Ahh… auto-erotic asphyxiation. When are you not funny?
Check out the site here
Well as I’m sure you already know, I love the Keyboard Cat more than I love my own parents and a few weeks back I enlightened you on the Three Keyboard Cat Moon shirt going into production. Well the sucker is now ON SALE FOR JUST $9 along with every T-Shirt over at Threadless, so do yourself a favor and order one up and do some early christmas shopping while you’re at it.
Oh yeah, and after you buy it don’t forget to submit a pic of yourself to the site while wearing the shirt and simultaneously looking like the infamous Bat Boy…
Buy it HERE
Ok, so I’ve seen all those movies that show how selling drugs ruins people’s lives… Scarface, Blow, Traffic, Kazaam, etc… but having pictures like these floating around from a busted drug cartel in Mexico just don’t do much to deter me from being a drug dealer.
Do you see this shit? Gold guns??? Really??? Ziplock bags of a crapload of money? Hot tubs in caves filled with naked chicks (one can only presume)… awesomeness! AND MOTHER FUCKING LIONS, TIGERS AND PANTHERS!!!!!!!!!!!!
I mean come on, this is like my wish list from when I was 10 years old, and you want me to not be a drug dealer? You ask too much of me.
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Pretty sure they cheated a little bit with the key of some of these and even the chord progression, but you get the idea…
If this isn’t reason enough to purchase an iPhone, I don’t know what is. Wait, what? It also makes phone calls???? Fuck, that’s amazing. It’s like Jesus came down and hand-crafted it himself.
P.S. Thanks to Jemaine from Flight Of The Conchords for the narrative… ok, not really, but it sounds just like him.
Some German company made a video testing out the Dissolving Bikini that I posted about a wee bit ago. So what were the results? Did it actually dissolve? Ummmm… yup. Kinda. It gets the job done, at least. It’s kinda like the water is a creepy pervert and undressing the girls rather the bikinis actually dissolving, but nonetheless… Boobies! The video is NSFW… check it out here
It’s probably fake, but I’m posting it anyway because it looks rad and is really well done. Plus, I did a similar jump, except it was a bigger slide and farther jump, but we forgot to get it on camera, so yeah…
Regardless if it’s fake or not, it would seem that the stunt was part of some promotional push for Microsoft Office Project 2007 according to the website at the end of the video. The video is just recently picking up steam, so if Microsoft’s goal was to go viral 2 years after the product’s release… ummmmm… mission accomplished?
