Those look like some painful waxy boners…
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This is another great SNL digital short with an amazing and arguably subtle shout out to The Lost Boys, but it really isn’t super funny till the very end… it’s like watching your parents have sex and then they notice you hiding in the closet and then ask you to join in… actually no, that’s not funny at all… it’s beautiful.
I’m always skeptical if pics like this are real since they can easily be photoshopped, but if this is truly genuine then this has got to be the worst street name I have ever seen. I hope there’s a church or an elementary school on Katies Crotch… that would just kind of be awesome.
By tomorrow Avatar will be the highest grossing movie ever, beating out Titanic (James Cameron’s other film you might have seen). EVER. It’s going to beat Titanic’s ridiculous total of $1.843 billion in just 2 months! What. The. Fuck. That means James Cameron will have directed the 2 highest grossing films in US history… and for some reason neither of them will be T2. I knew they shouldn’t have cut out that scene of the T1000 posing naked for Arnold’s painting…
So after coming up with my ohso clever title for my post I decided to google the phrase “avatard” and whatdaya know… turns out a shit-ton of people have already copied my phrase… and one of them even made a funny trailer about it. How about you try to be original next time with your jokes, buddy! Though, the video is pretty clever. In fact, if it were female and a velociraptor it would… what the. Damn you irony! DAMN YOU TO HELLS!!!!!
*kudos to those of you who read my blog regularly (or at least the past few days) and actually got that. I will send you all a chocolate casting of my penis. Which will be full of 3″ irony…
EDITORS NOTE: i misspelled avatarded… now who’s the avartard 
Cartoon rendition of Avatar’s sex scene after the jump…
I’m not one for the retarded “LOL” bullshit, but this one definitely made me do some of that laughter stuff… and it just so happened to be out loud.
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Hmmm, I don’t know. Is it just me, or is something different with Jay-Z? He doesn’t seem as edgy as before. I think all that Beyonce booty he is hooking up has made him go soft….and white.
You be the judge.
Put this up at your house NOW! I demand it! If I come by and see one of those light reindeer or a blow up Santa in a snow-globe, I will kick the shit out of your display. You have been warned.
Does this say Happy Holiday to you? Who would think a picture like this is OK? I wonder…..
This pic is totally fake. I’ve worked with them before and they do not stand by their word.
A classic from the fail vault…
