Sweet Baby Jesus… preaching
I am not totally sure what that baby said, but I am now a priest in his church. His words really touched me, ya know. Wait. What… He was just practicing for his death metal band? Dammit! Well hopefully this isn’t one of these religions that makes their priest be celibate… What? Awww, come on!
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Wait A Sec, I Thought Russians Loved Booze?
You’re wasting it! It goes in your mouth, not the floor!
Side note: If you listen closely, the first thing you can hear someone say is “I hope you’re not filming this”. Ha, Ha, stupid concerned lady, of course they are. No one cares about helping people. They care about finding me shit to post. Well [...]
Awesome: BP oil Twitter account for the wrong kind of PR
Follow BPGLOBALPR on Twitter. Every post is amazingly funny as they continue to point out how shitty the spill situation is.
The Shrek/Donkey sex scandal you hopefully never wanted to see
Ever wanted to see Shrek give it to Donkey in the ass? Of course you did! How about jerking off? Puking on his wife? Heck yeah! Kudos to the MacGruber marketing team for putting this new website together that bashes Shrek’s character. MacGruber looks awesome in that awesomely dumb awesome way… Both movies are out [...]
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I’m not worried about Jesus (ya know, being the son of God and all helps out in most situations), but that kid needs to put on some pads and a helmet. Jesus takes skating seriously.
HAHA (Video): Worst Wedding DJ???
Whoever uploaded this clip titled it the “Worst Wedding DJ Ever” but I have to strongly disagree. This is by far the BEST Wedding DJ I have ever seen… and I’ve seen three… so I’m an expert. I don’t think that is the sound those boobs would have made when you hit them (probably [...]
May The 4th Be With You: TomTom GPS adds Star Wars Voices
Get it? Today’s May 4th and Star Wars characters say “May the Force be with you…” Amazing! So yeah… TomTom has added Star Wars character voices to their catalog of random voices that can tell you where to go. I’m sure the Chewbacca and Ewok voices should prove to be very helpful in crucial navigation [...]
WOW: Fox anchor coins the phrase “Soy Jism” during broadcast
Viewers who watch this clip and only speak English will be shocked at this woman’s use of crude language on television. Spanish-speaking viewers will be shocked to discover this woman’s declaration that she is in fact not human, but jism… Here’s to hoping she’s like the T-1000 and can morph into various human forms but [...]
Morning Dose Of Fail: Epic Typo In Recipe Book
This is why proof-reading is kinda important… and all you bastards on your stupid iPhones too lazy to fix your retarded word prediction text messages can suck it.
Sometimes SNL Is Brilliant
So if you have never seen it, this is the Insane Clown Posse’s new video Miracles. No words can truly describe how crazy this video, or for that matter this song, truly is. Soooooo, why do it with words, when you can do it with an SNL parody. Hooray! Videos 1 Words 0.
Check it out [...]
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Mottttttthhhhhhheeeeeeerrrrr…do you wanna have some cake with meeeeeeeeeeeee….
Sure Danzig is kinda scary at times, but can you pass up chocolate cake from the sweaty shirtless Misfits singer who is a mix between The Undertaker and Wolverine as he’s holding a huge-ass knife ? The answer is no, you cannot.
You Know Who You Are!
Legit
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You can never be too careful with your health. That is why I like to double and triple check.
Tina Fey On Snl. That’s it.
So I guess this is kinda funny. It talks about boobs and labia, so those are pluses in my book. I don’t know, I just can’t get excited about Saturday Night Live anymore. Maybe because I have watched it for so long or something.
You know it is kinda like when you really [...]
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WTF is going on here….oh wait, is this in Japan? Well that explains whatever this is.
HAHA: Family Feud contestant has bizarre opinion of Ellen Degeneres
I like Ellen Degeneres. She’s definitely one of the few funny/entertaining/tolerable female comedians and she seems like she’d be a lot of fun to hang out with. Recently Ellen was a category on Family Feud and everything seemed to be going well till the Dad gives an absurd answer with such sincerity…
[ok now watch the [...]
Smart & Funny: Creepy dude reviews Stars Wars Episode 2
So yesterday the internet started loving up this 9 part 90 minute review of Star Wars Episode 2: Attack Of The Clones (yes, a 90 minute review of a 120 minute movie). I really doubt a bunch of the sites actually watched the clips before posting, but guess what… I did! Well, 2 [...]
If You Have A Webcam And No Pants, I Have Just The Game For You
BINGO! If only they had a card that was all dudes jacking off. I would win within 3 seconds of logging on. Get all the cards HERE
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Does anyone else think it is weird that Fonzie banged tons of chicks, but he lived over some random family’s garage? WTF? I have my own apartment and don’t pull down Fonzie style ladies. Hmm…maybe I need a leather jacket? Or maybe I need to stop showing girls my balls on [...]
Morning Dose Of Lamebook
What has been seen cannot be unseen…….
Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
