Morning Dose Of Fail
Note To Self: If I ever encounter a talking poop that swims, don’t trust a word it says…
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Ever wondered what a maggot’s face looks like up close? No? Well screw you then… you’re looking at it anyway.
Weird, right? It looks like a fabric-y thingamajinger someone would sell on Etsy…
More crazy bug close ups HERE
Prepare To Have Your Mind Blown
I think it’s safe to say that this is by far the greatest discovery in the past century.
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Maury, you are not even trying anymore buddy… Now, if these ants somehow impregnated her and we can do a paternity test… now that’s a show I’m tuning in to watch.
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Yes, being the son of God is a good way to get your name out there, but his mixing skills are what kept Jesus on top all these years.
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Wait a sec…the College of Carnal Knowledge was real? Damn it! I knew I should have applied to more places before settling on clown college. You should see me on a road trip though….I can fit a ton of people in a car…it was my thesis…so I guess I got that going for me…
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Let’s see here…
Got my lady friend… check…
Got my gingerbread men…check…
Got my giant slim jims… check…
And my wicked awesome chest hair… double check…
Looks like it’s going to be a long weekend folks… Happy 4th.
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So just to be clear, if I smoke pot I will be able to go to the mirror and see myself as an old man, and Grig from The Last Starfighter? Well, I don’t want that… or do I? Hmm…
Wait…what the…a Last Starfighter reference? WTF? Even I am surprised. But look at the picture below [...]
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Wait… this is like everyone… right?
SIDENOTE: Ya know who else hearts the devil? People who pluralize words with an apostrophe…
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I like how this dude runs out of the street and back on to the sidewalk. “Gotta get out of the street…I might get hit by a car or something….wait a minute…”
Side Note: This guy is a total badass. Just cruises away in his track suit like nothing happened. I wish I was that cool.
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Much like myself, this child’s innocence was stolen the moment the nude man with the wicker hat entered his life.
Pic Of The Day 2 ….That’s Right, I Do What I Want
A stunning portrait of a BP Exec by the man known as Mike Mitchell. He did the “I’m With Coco” poster, in case you didn’t know.
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So with Rue McClanahan unfortunate passing away yesterday (R.I.P. Blanche…), Betty White prevails as the last Golden Girl standing. The Superficial posted this fantastic picture… It is just too perfect, so it’s a must re-post.
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And she wastes it by throwing it on reporters??? That is no way to handle sperm, lady. No way at all.
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This title says it all. Why should I read the book? Wait, is there feces throwing in it? Is there? The suspense is killing me. You win, I’ll read it.
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I’m not worried about Jesus (ya know, being the son of God and all helps out in most situations), but that kid needs to put on some pads and a helmet. Jesus takes skating seriously.
