Sweet Baby Jesus… preaching
I am not totally sure what that baby said, but I am now a priest in his church. His words really touched me, ya know. Wait. What… He was just practicing for his death metal band? Dammit! Well hopefully this isn’t one of these religions that makes their priest be celibate… What? Awww, come on!
Best. [...]
Pic Of The Day
I like how this dude runs out of the street and back on to the sidewalk. “Gotta get out of the street…I might get hit by a car or something….wait a minute…”
Side Note: This guy is a total badass. Just cruises away in his track suit like nothing happened. I wish I was that cool.
Australia: Now With More Ninja?
So apparently Crocodile Dundee is not the only knife wielding protector of Australia. Who knew? There are ninjas in Australia…and they protect college students. Hooray!
Apparently some exchange student was getting mugged and stuff, and the ninjas came out and cut everyone’s heads off and shit. Read about it HERE. I’ll wait… Oh you’re back. Awesome [...]
HAHA (Video): Worst Wedding DJ???
Whoever uploaded this clip titled it the “Worst Wedding DJ Ever” but I have to strongly disagree. This is by far the BEST Wedding DJ I have ever seen… and I’ve seen three… so I’m an expert. I don’t think that is the sound those boobs would have made when you hit them (probably [...]
WOW: Fox anchor coins the phrase “Soy Jism” during broadcast
Viewers who watch this clip and only speak English will be shocked at this woman’s use of crude language on television. Spanish-speaking viewers will be shocked to discover this woman’s declaration that she is in fact not human, but jism… Here’s to hoping she’s like the T-1000 and can morph into various human forms but [...]
Pic Of The Day
God, what do I do as my joke for this epic picture? I can’t decide.
-Live long and Shocker….
-People really think Captain Kirk is the player, but Mr. Spock knows what makes the ladies go crazy….
or
-All this time he should have been called Mr. Shock
Use whichever you think is funniest, and cover the rest with your [...]
Who Knew Pedobear Produced TV Shows???
This is a video of a creepy Canadian Game Show Host putting the moves on little girl contestants while they’re sitting right next to their moms! And apparently the co-host of the show is the dude’s wife! CANADA??? WHAT. THE. FUCK. IS. WRONG. WITH. YOU????? Why was this show allowed to exist??? This video is [...]
WTF: New Lizard Discovered With Two Dicks
A new breed of lizard has been discovered that has 2 dicks… two fucking dicks! Looks like I just found the perfect gift for those chicks with the 2 vaginas…
Unlike the fearsome Dragon, it is not a carnivore, nor does it feast on rotting meat. Instead, it is entirely peaceable and tucks [...]
Just Like Weekend At Bernie’s…But More German
So, let’s see….Here’s a story from the UK about a wife and a step daughter, trying to put a dead man on a plane. The claim is that they thought he was just sleeping.
Look ladies, it’s obvious what you were trying to do here. Recreate Weekend At Bernie’s… Well, we all know how that [...]
WTF? Is This The Most Powerful Amputee In The World?
So apparently Mr. Jacoby Smith beat up his quadruple amputee girlfriend in self-defense.
Really man? Really. I guess in desperation you will try anything to stay out of jail, but is it worth lying so that you become the guy who got his ass kicked by not only a girl, but one with NO [...]
Pic Of The Day
WTF is going on here….oh wait, is this in Japan? Well that explains whatever this is.
Pic Of The Day
You are looking for the hippo playing drums, he is up the road a bit. I am the monkey with a guitar. Common mistake.
Morning Dose Of Lamebook
What has been seen cannot be unseen…….
Whhhhhhhhhhyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
Finally A Girl I Have Something In Common With!
I’m not really sure if I would call it an obsession for me, but I am a big fan.
Pic Of The Day
Does this say Happy Holiday to you? Who would think a picture like this is OK? I wonder…..
Morning Dose Of Fail
Ok so this post wasn’t made so much in the morning as it was at noon, but I woke up late, so….yeah. This is the trailer for a Japanese video game that involves running around as a body builder in a speedo and doing shit. Why is this a fail you ask? Well [...]
Japan, Seriously, We Have To Talk
Are those dude’s in black face? Not cool. Everyone knows only douchey white people wore Cross Colors. Get your facts straight!
WTF: Real Life Freaking Popeye
Talk about determination. This dude is so set on kicking some arm-wrestling ass that he worked the fuck out of just one of his arms to give him a freakishly crazy advantage in the sport… either that, or he’s just making good use out of a major masturbation addiction.
WATCH THE VID
Not As Sad: Girl Not Really Crippled By Flu Shot
Sooooooooo, yeah. Remember when I wrote about this girl the first time? Well look, I am not a fucking doctor (Unless you need one of those breast exams. Then I am. I have business cards and everything. Call me. ) so you can’t blame me for finding a story that multiple [...]
Soooo Sad: Girl Crippled From Flu Shot
I’ve never taken a flu shot and I’m a-o-fuckin-kay with that… especially after seeing this horribly sad news clip. A Washington Redskins Cheerleader got the flu shot and about a weekish later, she became crippled. So fucked up. Our bodies are made to fight stuff naturally. Be healthy and take care [...]
Don’t Eff With Bangkok
Man, real fights are nothing like fights in a movie. Movie fights are all drawn out and last forever. This guy went down with one hit. Unless that dude knew that Kill Bill move or something… then it is just like a movie.
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I wonder if tip one of this book is: Never show them your penis.
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