This is an actual screen grab from google maps street view. It was captured somewhere in Italy. What the fuck is it??? It’s like a giant space joint made out of newspapers. Check it out HERE
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Does this say Happy Holiday to you? Who would think a picture like this is OK? I wonder…..
Ok so this post wasn’t made so much in the morning as it was at noon, but I woke up late, so….yeah. This is the trailer for a Japanese video game that involves running around as a body builder in a speedo and doing shit. Why is this a fail you ask? Well in Japan this is probably like the most popular game in the world, because they love crazy shit. But now they are bringing this to the USA for the Wii. You know, the gaming system that grandma’s use. They should give me a dollar for every copy of this game they don’t sell. I’d be rich! Rich it tells ya!
Important update!
There is a bear in a diaper in this game. Perhaps I judged this game to quickly.
Are those dude’s in black face? Not cool. Everyone knows only douchey white people wore Cross Colors. Get your facts straight!
Talk about determination. This dude is so set on kicking some arm-wrestling ass that he worked the fuck out of just one of his arms to give him a freakishly crazy advantage in the sport… either that, or he’s just making good use out of a major masturbation addiction.
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Sooooooooo, yeah. Remember when I wrote about this girl the first time? Well look, I am not a fucking doctor (Unless you need one of those breast exams. Then I am. I have business cards and everything. Call me. ) so you can’t blame me for finding a story that multiple news sources talked about that totally seemed legit and posting it. Well it turns out that this chick’s sickness MIGHT TOTALLY BE IN HER HEAD and have nothing to do with her getting a flu shot… which is pretty fucking crazy.
This smart guy over at Science Blogs (yes, that is a real place) talks about how all the things didn’t add up with the story, and also how the people against vaccines are jumping on board to “save” this girl. But the blog says that doctors have seen this before and it just clears itself up at some point… no treatment… the brain just is all “Ok ok, that shit was pretty funny, but I won’t make you be all fucked up anymore. Just playing, yo. Let’s still be friends”.
So to make the sad sadder, now she is going to have a bunch of fake doctors telling her they can cure her (one dude offers injections of URINE… yup, pee pee), when really it may be that her body is just going to correct itself over time. If this theory about this chick’s disorder is correct than that is pretty fucked up. Not as fucked up as the time I told that girl she didn’t need a flu shot because I would provide her with “Peen in the Butt” injections to cover her for all of flu season. Actually she never did get the flu, so you tell me why I shouldn’t market these shots…
[kudos to amber for the comic strip find]
I’ve never taken a flu shot and I’m a-o-fuckin-kay with that… especially after seeing this horribly sad news clip. A Washington Redskins Cheerleader got the flu shot and about a weekish later, she became crippled. So fucked up. Our bodies are made to fight stuff naturally. Be healthy and take care of yourself. You don’t need the flu shot.
Now here’s the thing. The girl had something inside of her that was fucked up. The flu shot triggered it, it didn’t create the problem… but nonetheless who’s to say when life would have taken it’s natural course and triggered it itself… Could have been next year or could have been when she’s 70.
What sucks is that the fact of the matter is that the flu shot sped things up like Sonic The Hedgehog going down a really fucking steep hill… and now this poor girl has some crazy-ass whacked disability. And I’m pretty sure you’re like me that these stories are always sadder when it happens to a good-looking person. Just face it, we’re all kinda shallow like that.
Man, real fights are nothing like fights in a movie. Movie fights are all drawn out and last forever. This guy went down with one hit. Unless that dude knew that Kill Bill move or something… then it is just like a movie.
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I wonder if tip one of this book is: Never show them your penis.
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I was gonna write some commentary on this, but once I started staring at this sucker I figured I just had to let my body do the talking.
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