This Chick Is Not Real

Mar18

Posted at 4:00 PM • Comments

rdims-11

NSFW: Good news for everyone on a tight budget. Real Doll, the makers of uber realistic sex dolls, have announced that in light of the shitty economy they are now offering FREE SHIPPING on their $6000 dolls! This is a deal you can’t pass up kiddos!

Howard Stern made the bold statement that it was the “best sex” he’d ever had… I’m sure his wife is quite fond of that statement. EDIT: For me it was the second best… right behind your mom… HEYO! And yes, I was behind your mom, as well… HEYO HEYO!

They also have fake dudes for the ladies…

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lovelee

Did you learn about real dolls from me? I own 4.
And to THINK I could have saved $8500 on shipping for each is a pretty big fucking deal, you know. Pun intended.

thegirlnamedpatty

shittt, you can pick your penis size, skin tone, pubic hair style, AND pubic hair color. and and you can even change sizes "Male Doll Penis Attachments".

he will come, headless.... armless... and legless... all for the price of $1299.00, hahaha. but that's the flat back torso XD

Mike Dani

The Pam Anderson version comes with real Hepatitis from her uterus!!

Vron24

mine is on the way right now..

tbiiird

hahahah, you made me LOL in this one.

holy shit! she looks SO real. that is so sad. that means there is no hope for real girls out there anymore, fuckers.

haha <3

brittanysmom

I just can't get past the smell of whatever it is that they use to try to disguise the smell of rubber...ugh.....they just don't smell real!

MALDITASOL

yea I think I'd prefer the rubber smell

MikeyPee

free shipping?! thats a fucking deal! Now if only they can ship it in non-human sized crate so that when it arrives on my door-step, everyone in my neighborhood doesn't know that I am having sex with a mannequin.

lovelee

^This.

bigtits

You're seriously so much hotter then this chick

MALDITASOL

That IS sooooooooo creepy! talk about having skeletons in your closet! And it WOULD save some people a lot of money on drinks and date rape drugs...aka aqua-dots! lol!

YouLikePeePee

I ordered one with your face on it and 3 boobs...it should be coming in a few weeks...no more lonely nights.

darkgatepaul

by the way need to have your links either open up in a new tab or in a new window. i hate getting 10 pages in and trying to navigate back.

marrsattacks

i'm gonna go through and double check all the links because i have been setting them up to open up in a new window... not sure what's up with that... thanks nucka...

darkgatepaul

and it seems the links are now working correctly... well done sir.

MALDITASOL

I second that!

darkgatepaul

ill take 2. that way i can have my 3 some that ive always wanted. 2 girls no words. AMAZING.

tbiiird

hahahah thats amazing.

bigbucksbrittan

i hear it's the best sex you've ever had too..