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This Is An Actual Product – Vulva Pendant, Yup, A Vulva Pendant

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So it’s been awhile since I’ve done an “Actual Product” post and a bunch of you readers out there have been clamoring (wink) for one, so I present to you the VULVA PENDANT.

Unfortunately it’s sold out (really???), but let’s have a looksy at the item description for a nice little WHAT. THE. FUCK. moment…

Celebrate your beauty. After purchasing send me a convo describing your Vagina: the shape of your inner and outer labia, colors, how much or how little your inner labia extend out from your outer labia, how well hidden your clitoris is, is it heavily hooded or can you see it fairly easily? For those who are not afraid to show off their Vagina and want a perfect portrait of their Vagina, send 2-3 pictures along with the description.

So in case you didn’t catch that. The vagina worn around the girl’s neck is supposed to resemble her actual vagina. Hmmm… interesting.

Ok guys this is a fantastic idea. Once these suckers go back into production, we should get all girls to wear these then we will know what we’re getting into (ZING). Word of advice from experience… If the girl is wearing a necklace that looks like something Mr. T would wear, steer clear. Believe me, steer clear.

But it here whenever it’s next available

ROAST BEEF UPDATE: So those are sold out, but THESE are ready for purchase!

  • Name
    That bottom right one looks like a raisin on a turd.
  • the chicks submitting their descriptions have some UGLY ASS looking vaginas....
  • That is absolutely fucking disgusting. I don't understand how they're sold out, who the hell would buy that?!
  • Jeff
    I would at least enjoy looking at a mini-booby version. mmm---bewbz
  • bigbucksbrittan
    So you're telling me that I can either: 1) finger and measure myself to have a mini-me model of my vagina to wear around my neck, or 2) take pictures of my delicate flower to send off to some random perverted "vagina artist"?

    Sign me up, but only if it can smell and squirt!

    p.s. is it weird that i now am craving a chocolate toosie roll covered in hot fudge?
  • you just had to go there, didn't you???? you and your brown obsession...
  • m@
    Those are disgusting. When I look at thing like this, it almost makes me want to go gay.
  • bigbucksbrittan
    fag <3
  • okayyyyyyyyyy....how the fuck would anyone aspire to be a gynecologist and stare at those ugly things all day long?????I am reallly more glad now than ever that I am not gay! And, I have a lot more empathy for you heterosexual males now...EWWWWWWWWWWW! and....god bless you all....
  • iboost
    Its prob cheaper to just get a half pound of roast beef from the supermarket and put a gold chain thru it
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