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What’s the best time to grab a nurse’s boob? In the delivery room, of course.

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A dude in Utah (pictured above) actually missed the birth of his own child because he got arrested for squeezing some nurse titty right before the baby popped out.

Police said Adam Manning sexually assaulted the nurse as she wheeled his wife into the delivery room. The 30 year old had told the nurse she was “cute” then reached round to grab her breasts.

And the dude’s baby momma was even cool with it!

Police said Manning had first tried to touch the nurse’s neck before launching the sex assault. ‘After the second time, the nurse asked what he was doing,’ Draper said. ‘The wife responded that he was just drunk.’

I commend this guy. I mean, you can’t get a little thing like child-birth cock block you. Plus your impregnated girlfriend lets the nurse know that you put out. Really I don’t understand why more guys don’t do this. Or why I don’t have a girlfriend… (tear).

  • AlohaMistaHand
    he kinda looks like ken marino
  • you are so right...he does kinda...he also looks pretty effing wasted in that picture...what a guy!
  • because you're gay
  • oh brittany's mom... always with the zingers... remind me to kick you in the vagina the next time i see you... or rather, the first time i see you...
  • your boys like me...even if you don't
  • AlohaMistaHand
    well it didn't work for this guy cause he has the order all wrong....he's supposed to grab her boobs first, then say i think you're cute!
  • and then put the chloroform rag over the mouth?
  • AlohaMistaHand
    ah see there you're catchin' on!
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