Because having sex with blowup dolls and Real Dolls isn’t creepy enough, there’s a new site that is selling robot sex dolls (ones with peepees or vageegees) that apparently have conversation with you and mechanisms inside of them to simulate sex a wee bit better than your standard doll.

The site’s called TrueCompanion and that creepy dude in the pic above with that extremely sexy lady (oh, it’s a doll??  couldn’t even tell…) is apparently the man behind the robotic magic.  I haven’t seen someone this proud of having sex with inanimate objects since I looked in the mirror this morning–what the…

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[kudos to jill "randomly" coming across the site]